Alfie - Office Pup
 
I’m Alfie. I am the office dog. My duties include running after the yellow tennis ball, licking leather shoes, snuffling through the bins and playing dead. Since pitching my 6x60 autobiography, ‘Bones I Have Known, Bottoms I Have Sniffed’, nobody takes my programme ideas seriously anymore. They are fools. One day I will be director general of the BBC and I’ll be the one throwing the balls about...

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